All right

All I want to be is a joke.

All I'm going to be is a joke.

Gentlemen, I got to begin the show by asking a question that's been sort of plaguing me since Saturday night.

And this is genuinely a hard question to answer.

Because I don't know what the correct.

I don't know what's more correct.

It's like this.

What is the funnier slash more likely reason?

And like two options here.

One, a diverse coalition of shooters keeps trying to kill Donald Trump.

He is like the most like attempted assassinated person in American history. Yeah, like every day of his life is like that scene in the movie, The Jerk, where they

guys, and it was, he's going, someone shooting these cans.

Yeah, fuck you, particular.

He just, he picks him out of the phone book every day.

So, like, yeah, like, what is more likely or more funny?

And like, likely and funny is the same thing here.

That people, random people just keep trying to kill Donald Trump.

Or they keep pretending to have people kill Donald Trump to do several Reichstag fire incidents

so that he can build a gay-ass ballroom.

Increasingly smaller level interest thing.

Yeah, yeah.

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