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Hello, boys and girls.

It's Monday, March 23rd, and this is your Chapo on today's episode.

It's just Felix and I.

We're going to duo the latest in the news.

And we're here in the stew.

Chris is also on Mike, but we'll see.

Hello.

Chris is here.

We're in the stew.

We're in Los Angeles. And, you know, let's start with the ongoing incursion, excursion, dispute. The uncles and cousins were. Let's return to the gas station of the Persian Gulf. And once again, ask the question, how's the war going? We asked this question last week. It's been another week.

And I'd like to begin by trying to discern, like, the nature of this conflict and, like,

its conduct and, like, there are strategic goals, aims.

Are we meeting our benchmarks?

And I'm just going to read three of President Donald Trump's truth social posts from just the last week.

And before you hear these, like dispel your mind of any, anything you've seen that's out of context.

Stuff like punches that are evading 40 cousins jumping in front of them and they end up hitting their target, mids trucks, we saw some really bad out of context up saying that these were the first

Mids astronauts because they got launched into orbit.

That's not cool.

This is like, this is straight from the mouth of the goat himself.

This is the guy that knocked the head out the 86-year-old man,

the guy who's winning this war that is over. This is over. So just keep this in mind.

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