All right

All I want to be is it a joke.

This is from my, this is from my reading a is a this is from my um during reading this is the first part draft for my

audiobook um pointless stories from my father title not inspired by baroque obama's

famous to my father um when i was 16 i got into a fight with my friend and I told my dad, because I lost.

I wouldn't have told him if I won.

If I won, it was like, you know, lesson learned.

I'm the man.

But I lost.

So he was like, oh, yeah, you know, when I was your age, I had a car, and I grew up with friends, and we, like, drove around.

And our biggest friend would, like, stomp on the fucking floor of my car.

And after several months, I finally stood up to him and was like, stop.

He beat me up horribly.

And then 10 years later, I found out he had been in a road rate incident and lost a fight to an even bigger man and went home and killed himself and I was like thanks I feel so much better dad

the moral of the story is don't don't kill yourself. Um, something, something worse might happen.

It's, it's kind of like the movie, a, a good man when, uh, Mr. Chen, the villain goes,

if you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies may flow by. I guess that was

his point.

Mr. Chen may have been inspired by my dad.

I would file a copyright claim.

His name was Guilow, the white ghost.

Well, it is Monday, March 30th, and this is your Chapo.

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