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All I want to be is a chopro.

Uh, hello everybody. It's Monday, March 16th, and this is your Chapo. On today's episode, it's just Felix and I, we're going to duo it up for you. And to kick things off, let's focus on the big news. What's going on in the world today? The war. The war with Iran. Now, Felix, I don't know about you. I'm not an osint guy. I'm not a military expert. I just read and watch the news. And I try to draw my conclusions based on that. Yeah, I'm not smarter enough to like look at a map. Iran is next to Pakistan, which some say is the Muslim India.

I don't know about you, but like it's, I think it is, I think it is difficult to, I don't know, make a fair assessment of how the war is going because, you know, both sides are very self-motivated in the sort of news that they

hype to the world and sort of their public statements. Everyone's trying to put on their

brave face. You know, there's a lot of propaganda and war on the... I mean, has there ever been,

has there ever been a side in a war that's like the opposite of that? It's like, I fucking

suck. Well, you know, uh... Why even update anyone on where the lines are?

I'm just going to lose them. I think famously, in World War II, after the Japanese had basically

washed all of American and British forces out of the Pacific in the early days of the war,

I believe FDR in one of his famous radio addresses.

He did begin the address by saying,

So far, the news has been all bad.

So I think that was probably the last American president to talk truthfully.

But my point is...

He had his advisors like they held him up to make it look like he was standing on a ledge.

He's going to jump.

Yeah, they beamed it out.

Should I do it?

I feel like doing.

I'm going to roll myself in front of this train.

The Japanese are unstoppable.

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