100. Episode One Hundred - and it's our best subject yet...
The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake
Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell
4.8 • 647 Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:49.4 | And welcome to the Screenrock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our mind. Shout out to everyone who subscribed to this podcast on either Apple, Spotify or YouTube. A big shout out to everyone who gives us a nice five star review on Apple. Thank you. Bigger shout out to the patrons. The Freemasons on £3.9. They're getting all of this. Plucks extra episodes every single week, an extra hour just like this every week and no adverts. The Luminati top tier 599, two pound more. |
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| 1:20.9 | And a big wink and a kiss. |
| 1:25.4 | To the ladies and queer folk who listen |
| 1:28.2 | who in my opinion are the most gorgeous and sexy ladies |
| 1:32.2 | and queer folk in the United Kingdom |
| 1:34.2 | and I am here for the hundredth time |
| 1:36.3 | with Jake Farrell |
| 1:38.1 | I never thought we'd make it |
| 1:39.7 | but here we are |
| 1:40.7 | did you not? |
| 1:42.1 | There were times during the first 20 episodes I'm not like, I'm not going to make it to episode 30. Let me have said episode 100. We've had our moments. We've had our moments. We've had our moments, but here we are. We've been in rooms so hot that the camera turned off. That happened a lot. We forgot to put the blinds down so much that the shadows would cross my face mid-record. That's true. we'd have to lean out of the window and ask your next door neighbours to turn the drum and bass down. That happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that did happen. The cat would come in. My kids would come in. Even when we got in here, we had our issues. Sometimes just didn't bring the camera. Sometimes didn't turn the mics on. Yeah, have both of us to blame for that, to be fair? I was the mics, you were the camera. |
| 2:21.0 | Not quite the... bring the camera. Sometimes didn't turn the mics on. Yeah. Both of us to blame for that, to be fair. I was the mics. You were the camera. We had both things covered. I don't think we've quite been cancelled, although there's a reel that went out today where I use the phrase, put an extra padlock on Harvey's door. Oh, don't say it again. I've said it on a previous episode and in the real. And we're both like, is that all right? |
| 2:35.0 | I think it's just the insinuation that was to shag his mum, don't we all, brother? |
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