101. Mark Tilbury - "If you just stopped buying coffee you could be a millionaire like me!

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Going to therapy is a sign of strength, not weakness. Our paid partner BetterHelp makes therapy simple, with 10% off your first month to help you get started: https://betterhelp.com/screenrot The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. ⁠This week we discuss: Mark Tilbury. The smug boomer who thinks "If you just stopped buying coffee you could be a millionaire like me!" IG Handles:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @screenrotpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @jacobhawley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @j_akefarrell⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme music is the song ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Money” by Jose Junior.⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ⁠megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Kelly Brook is Betway's casino ambassador
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0:12.1	Bet the Responsible Way, gambleaware.org. Isn't she lovely? Isn't she lovely? Isn't she lovely?
0:39.8	Isn't she wonderful?
0:43.5	And welcome to the screen rot podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and words content.
0:48.2	That's been rotting our screens and indeed our mind.
0:51.2	Shout out to everyone who subscribes to this podcast on either Apple, YouTube or Spotify.
0:55.5	Big love if you give us a five star on Apple. We really like that. We really, really like when people sign up to the patrons. The Freemasons, they're on £3.99, month. Getting an extra episode just like this every single week. Like recent weeks, they're getting more than an extra hour a week. It's ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as the Illuminati, 5 pound 99 a month, all of that, plus a hat on their heads.
1:12.9	All of them are getting no ads, by the way.
1:14.4	There's ads in this. than an extra hour a week. It's ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as the Illuminati, five pound 99 a month,
1:11.3	all of that,
1:11.9	plus a hat on their heads.
1:12.9	All of them are getting no ads,
1:14.0	by the way.
1:14.4	There's ads in this.
1:15.2	Annoying.
1:15.7	Get rid of it.
1:16.3	Get rid.
1:16.8	Four quid a month.
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