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The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake
Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell
4.8 • 647 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Paris Pizzeriere. Your blind dates is already at the table and here she is. Cousin Brenda, what are you doing here? You're married anyway! Substitution brought to you by Paddy Power. Cousin' Brenda makes me for Beth, the office crush. Oh, get in! You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and |
| 0:24.3 | markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and |
| 0:27.8 | exclusions apply. 18 plus scumannware. Dotterware.com. Love me, please, please, just a little bit longer my heart is |
| 0:58.4 | oh I don't know fuck anyway um I forgot literally just read him welcome to the screen |
| 1:03.8 | rock podcast the podcast where we discussed the weird is some words content that's been |
| 1:07.0 | written our screens and indeed our minds shout out to everyone who's subscribed to this podcast on either Apple, Spotify, YouTube |
| 1:12.8 | doing us a big favour. If you leave us a big, nice five-star on Apple, you do and it's a really big favour, but not a bigger favour, as the Patrians, the Freemasons, three pounds, nine, number one of them. They're getting every extra episodes just like this every single week. I'll say it one more time |
| 1:24.6 | they're getting extra |
| 1:25.2 | just like this |
| 1:26.3 | every single week |
| 1:27.9 | they're getting |
| 1:29.2 | the rock bar |
| 1:29.9 | they're getting |
| 1:30.3 | blah blah |
| 1:30.9 | blah there's also the top tier patron five nine in a month, free hat on their heads, access to two deranged group chat. Shout to Eugene runs our Twitter account. He may be sent by God and a big wink. Oh and I should also say, oh, this is been a mess. I might start again that way. Sent by God. |
| 1:44.3 | The patrons get ad free. |
| 1:46.8 | You're going to hear some adverts. |
| 1:47.7 | The patrons get ad free. No adverts. No ads for them. Give us 90p a week, you fucking. And a big wink and a kiss, to the ladies and gays who listen. This is been a mess. who are, I can confirm |
| 1:59.2 | after looking at every single photograph |
| 2:01.0 | of every single one of them on the internet |
| 2:03.1 | they are the most gorgeous and sexy ladies and gays in the united kingdom and i'm here as always with jake feral yeah and like we say it's always someone's first episode and i guess in a way that is, this is what you're getting yourself into. |
| 2:17.8 | Do you know what I mean? We're being up front about that. With your three caffeinated beverages, D. The Lost Mary's just been put on the side. You're looking up lyrics. What was the song? By the way, I don't think I got enough of it to clock what song is. I don't even know what the song is. I don't know what it's called. Yvonne Ellie man, I don't know who that is. |
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