#100: "Buy Low, Stay High" + Aliens in Peru + Sam Meets Shia, Going Back on Rogan + Weather Manipulation
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 167 minutes
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Summary
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More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
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Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcript
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| 0:20.6 | UniBet, you're on. |
| 0:23.6 | 18 plus B gamble aware dot org, pre-match-owning max-stake 10 pounds minimum combined odds of 4 to 1 and 3 selections, |
| 0:29.6 | season C to play. |
| 0:43.6 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder Presents, Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Wooder, we're in it. |
| 0:50.6 | Big 100. |
| 0:52.6 | Big 100. |
| 0:55.6 | We're in, dude, a hundred episodes of us talking about our week, the sports center of the apocalypse. |
| 1:03.6 | We're gonna do something special and then we decide, you know what? |
| 1:05.6 | We're just gonna try our hardest. |
| 1:06.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.6 | I don't know who to bring on. |
| 1:09.6 | Who'd be the perfect person to bring on. |
| 1:11.6 | It is hard because we just don't really ever have guests. |
| 1:15.6 | Johnny, I was at jujitsu today and one of the hot chicks who's there. |
| 1:19.6 | She's like, hey, I do makeup. |
| 1:22.6 | I know porn stars. |
| 1:23.6 | You want them on your podcast? |
| 1:24.6 | And I'm like, no. |
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