In the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the horses can talk, the lore is inconsistent, and murder is everywhere to be found.

These are the cases of Fritz's Soup and Salad Detective Agency.

This is Gums Shoes and Dragons, starring Adler Fye as Brass Kemp, Aaron Keith as Moose, and John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins.

This week's guest murderer is John Mackie.

Well, in a pretty little Zinigal Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the

reprobates, so criminals solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do.

You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves.

Spoof McNivots, smooth a given, there ain't no case can't be saw by these three.

Tri-A.

Negative cremises established. The stage's been lit.

I've cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit.

It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed.

Gun shoes and drag us.

So when we last left our trio of community detectives, you were one room deep into what appeared to be a torturous mystery dungeon created by the demon to whom Moose made it a Faustian bargain with, if Faust exists in this universe. Entering the next room, you see what appears to be a lot of, you know, mold and bricks and chains and normal-ass dungeon shit that quickly fades away.

You find yourself in a very large open room and around you are dozens of people in masquerade outfits as music plays.

That's right. Masquerade. Paper faces on parade. Massacre. Kill some people and the cops will

never find you. A bunch of people seem to have surrounded a particular spot on the dance floor

and they're looking

with confusion at it. So what do you want to do? Also, you guys are in are not in masquerade costumes.

You still look like yourself. I was just about to ask.

Pst, spoof. Oh, did you spoof?

Spoof. Oh, my name. Yes. No, I'm sorry.

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