#11: Till Death Do Us Bonk w/ Ashly Burch & Mort Burke
Gumshoes & Dragons
Gumshoes and Dragons
5.0 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
We are back from our Holiday Break with a completely normal episode. Nothing strange happens and it's very much on-the-rails the whole time. Oh, and Ashly and Mort are here. Check out their podcast Rebrand!
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Guest Murderer
Ashly Burch & Mort Burke
Your DM
Anthony Burch
Starring
Adal Rifai
Editor
Casey Toney
Theme by:
Arne Parrott
Produced by:
John Patrick Coan
Episode Artwork by:
Paige Kilcullen
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere. |
| 0:07.5 | These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-sall detective agency. |
| 0:11.1 | This is Gumpchus and Dragons, starring Alarify as Brass Kemp, John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins, and Aaron Keith as Moose. |
| 0:19.3 | This week's guests are Mort Burke and Ashley Birch. Well, in a pretty little city got a golden lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates, so criminals solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do. You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves. Smooth a given. Smooth a given. |
| 0:38.3 | There ain't no case can't be saw by these three. |
| 0:40.3 | Try it. |
| 0:41.3 | I get through crampuses established. |
| 0:42.3 | The stage's been lit. |
| 0:43.3 | I cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit. |
| 0:45.3 | It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed. |
| 0:48.3 | Gun shoes and dragon. |
| 0:52.3 | A week or so before Spoof McNivins, Brass, Hemp, and Moose found themselves within the labyrinth of the demon, |
| 1:05.4 | a dimensional witch named Tilt-Tobarona appeared at their door during a rainstorm, |
| 1:10.2 | rain dripping from her cloak and a sour smile on her face. |
| 1:15.0 | And she told them that she knew that they had a demon problem. |
| 1:18.5 | In order for me to help you with your demon problem, all I need from you is one simple thing. |
| 1:23.7 | You'd need to have dinner. And she produced three invitations to Mayor Jesus Christ's banquet and says, |
| 1:31.5 | I will see you there and I'll tell you what to do once we get there. |
| 1:36.1 | I hope you brought your appetite because dinner is served. |
| 1:40.6 | Welcome, one and all, to Mayor Jesus Christ's annual banquet. |
| 1:47.0 | Sorry, Ashton, Lord. |
| 1:48.2 | Jesus Christ is the name of a dragon who is the mayor of the town in this world. |
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