Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere.

These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-sall detective agency.

This is Gums Shoes and Dragons, starring Alarify as Brass Kemp, John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins, and Aaron Keith as Moose.

This week's guest murderer is Jasper Cartwright.

Well, in a pretty little city got Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates,

so criminals solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do.

You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves.

Smooth, McIntype, smooth a given, there ain't't no case can't be saw by these three TRIA! I give to crampuses established the stage's been lit I cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed Gun Shoes and Dragon I'm Dragon and fog rolls across the battlefield.

Fog rolls across the battlefield over dozens of corpses, hundreds of weapons, and just generally bad vibes.

And amidst the carnage and chaos and bloodshed, amidst the remaining survivors,

the king of each nation, and the circle of blood on the ground that seems to have been made with intent and artistry, three community detectives find themselves awakening as if from a

dazed nap.

That doesn't make any sense.

They wake up and it's like, what?

It's like that vibe.

Because the last time we saw them, they were transported to a dungeon by a demon to whom Moose had dedicated themselves,

or at least made a deal with.

And Moose then reneged on that deal by not

killing brass. So it's equally confusing, if not more confusing, that they were just in a dungeon,

but now they seem to be on a battlefield. How do you feel about that? Me seeing an ancient bloody

battlefield and being like, is anyone else getting like bad vibes from this?

Moose keeps pinching himself like over and over again because he's pretty sure he's dreaming.

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