10-Tending the Garden
Sex Chat for Christian Wives
Chris Taylor
4.7 • 885 Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2017
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Our topic is tending your garden, "garden" being a euphemism for your lady parts that we borrowed from Song of Solomon. We're talking specifically about hygiene, "landscaping," and even decorating your garden.
- What have y'all learned about what constitutes good hygiene for a woman's private parts?
- More and more wives are grooming their garden—by shaving, waxing, or other hair removal. What do you think about that trend, and why has it become so popular?
- Not only can you landscape but you can decorate your garden—permanent and temporary tattoos, piercings, and vajazzling. What do y'all think about this practice?
- What does the Bible have to say, if anything, about how we care for our lady parts?
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to sex chat for Christian wives. |
| 0:12.0 | We're four marriage and sex bloggers discuss the naked truth. |
| 0:16.0 | What does God really want for the sexual intimacy in our marriage? |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Jay Parker of Hot Holy and Humorous. |
| 0:22.7 | I'm Chris Taylor from The Forgiven Wife. |
| 0:24.9 | I'm Gay Christmas of Calm, Healthy, Sexy. |
| 0:27.7 | I'm Bonnie Burns of Oyster Bed 7. |
| 0:45.9 | Hi, our topic is tending your garden, garden being a euphemism for your lady parts that we borrowed from the Song of Solomon. |
| 0:51.1 | Today we're specifically talking about hygiene, landscaping, and even decorating your garden. |
| 0:54.9 | Okay, my first question is that lots of women grew up with not much discussion about their genitalia and how to properly care for it. Some wives may have even |
| 0:59.6 | been raised with the notion that you don't even touch yourself down there. But it's important |
| 1:03.0 | to have good hygiene to avoid infections and experience sexual pleasures God intended. So I wanted |
| 1:07.7 | to know what y'all have learned about what constitutes good hygiene for a woman's private parts and what advice do you have for women? |
| 1:13.6 | The only thing my mom ever taught me was don't douche. |
| 1:18.0 | And that's funny. My mom taught me the opposite, but I didn't take her advice. |
| 1:24.1 | And I did take my mom's advice on that. |
| 1:27.0 | No, I didn't. |
| 1:28.4 | So, yeah. |
| 1:29.6 | I always wondered what that long tube was in the bathroom. |
| 1:33.7 | I remember that. |
| 1:36.5 | Yeah, I was taught it was like a self-cleaning kind of thing. |
| 1:40.4 | But, I mean, I was told you, like, you wash well everywhere. |
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