Let's turn our attention towards that invention that has a hundred different uses.

However, I don't know that it can actually stick to any one of them.

It's called Vaseline.

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Ten surprising uses for Vaseline.

On the rare occasion where I get to demonstrate my canyon yodeling prowess,

I sometimes forget to spit out the chewing gum I'm munching on,

and depending on the kind of flooring you're dealing with, it can get stuck.

In the carpet, Vaseline to the rescue.

You just rub it in.

And then tug gently at the gum to free it from that sticky situation.

I also like to coat my pelvic region in it.

Prevents all kinds of chafing.

No one needs a rug rash when you're rowing the boat.

Am I right?

Damn.

Easy to follow along, though.

Yes, yes it is.

So let's talk Vaseline here.

Ten surprising uses for Vaseline.

What exactly is the intended use of Vaseline?

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