Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, timer, who sucks less?

Steve is Will Hill.

You bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

They always suck.

It is up to us to determine out of the three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you have to like KISW on Facebook, X, and Instagram, the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yes, indeed. And like I said, at the top of the show, all three stories today involve, well, severed body parts, but I'll let you be the judge of which is the worst case scenario.

Let us start in Miles, a place you used to live, Detroit, Michigan, where a man is recovering after a woman that he was kissing bit off his tongue.

Wow.

Wow.

She and a man, they were engaged in a consensual kiss when the incident occurred.

She had asked him to not put his tongue in her mouth, but he did it anyway.

So she bided off. Police responded to the

incident and found a man bleeding from his mouth and missing about one inch of his tongue. The prosecutor

in the case said, quote, I believe this is the first case of this nature of my 27 years in the

prosecutor's office. Now, police were able to recover the man's tongue in his apartment bedroom. He was

transported to an area hospital, and the woman who bit his tongue off, she was taken into

custody without further incident. No immediate word, no immediate word on the man's condition.

So they were making out. She just said, hey, man, don't but you're talking about my mouth.

Can you still speak if you've lost an inch of your tongue? Can you still taste certain things? I mean, you could probably still

taste, but you would probably speak about like this with a list. I feel like that's, I don't know,

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