Since we're talking about romantic things we actually have a list here of it because it is the romantic season

It's the time of love and it's time to do romantic things to do with your partner.

The 10 most romantic things to do with your partner.

I fancy myself a bit of a Casanova so I once penned my betrothed a poem and

performed it for her before we were to retire to the boudoir.

I'm not shocked.

Your golden tresses caress my packs.

I wrap myself around your neck, an aggressive nibble on your ear.

Oh God.

You gasp out a sign of fear as my feelings become bolder. You'll always be looking

over your shoulder. Happy Valentine's Day, darling.

Oh, good God.

He's like a Batman villain.

Yeah.

She doesn't know it, but we've been together for years.

I see you Batman.

Damn. So these are the most romantic.

I haven't committed a crime. I'm just really creepy.

How are you guys putting together?

Ah, dating for two years, but watching her for five.

She smells different when she's awake.

So these are romantic things to do with your partner.

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