Have we made it to drinking time?

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Ast Nikitos!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say bottoms up sailor

You're the toast of our shot of the day

drink time it is and as usual we had to see drink desk and Steve a thrill hill to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed and today we chose 25 year old Mark Cowart of Nashville Tennessee.

Cowart not Coward.

All right.

So police got a call that a man was watching porn

on a school computer at Vanderbilt University

Divinity Library.

Now, while en route route the police got another call

that the same man was now actively masturbating in the same library. Well when

officers arrived they found our boy, sitting on a computer, watching

porn with his sweat pants down and his hand inside of his boxers doing the five knuckles shovel.

Again, it's not like he's sitting in his car in a dark parking lot. He's doing this at the college university library. Now, he did admit to officers that he was masturbating when he really didn't need to do so since they saw him doing it, and he explained that he was, and I quote,

horny. Now we're toasting him because he was arrested on the spot and he was put in cuffs.

But Mark was able to slip out of the handcuffs thanks to the copious amounts of lube that was all over his hands.

Now, he did not try to get away. I want you to understand in spite of the cops

inability to keep handcuffs on his hands because they were so slick with Loub.

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