The holidays are fast approaching, and it's time of the year that most of us go to see our families.

And that includes our own Miles Montgomery.

You've actually got a pretty exotic trip that the United, if you're not mistaken.

But, you know, while some people are going home to Maryland or they're going to Baltimore, they're going to Rochester or Houston, or some of us are just going home to Enemcloth.

Miles are going someplace a little bit more dangerous, but don't worry.

We've got you covered.

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The Minter of Top 10.

The Minter of Top 10.

The top 10 causes of death in South Africa.

Nice.

Here's a cheery story for the holiday season.

They weigh between 3,500 and 6,000 pounds.

Their canine teeth reach up to 20 inches long and are mainly used for combat.

They can grow to 16 feet in length and over five feet tall at the shoulders.

Carol Kirkin found this out the hard way when she was unwittingly attacked, mauled, and killed

while on safari.

Turns out the river horse or hippopotamus strongly defends its territory.

Just imagine that thing coming after a third string punter on the gridiron.

Nice knowing you, Miles.

What did you say you find out today about your boat?

Oh, well, they have a tour that you take and you go and see Victoria Falls.

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