11: Uncle Roger’s Dating Tips
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2022
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Nigel has embarked on his stand up world tour and has a new found love for the North of England and he presents a haul of presents he has received from fans at meet and greets. Elsewhere Uncle Roger drops in to give his best dating tips and why he is desperate to be love bombed by a new auntie.
0:00 - Starting the world tour and potentially dating a fan’s hot mom
9:45 - Fan gift haul from meet and greets
14:00 - Should you take off shoes indoors and making sure you aren’t assaulted by somebody poor
20:18 - Follow up from ep 10 reacting to a listener comment
29:02 - Uncle Rogers story time and dating tips
36:38 - Responding to listener emails wanting to be Nigel’s food slave and reacting to listener review
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, nis and nephew. |
| 0:01.3 | Dating is like job interview. |
| 0:03.1 | You always have to lie to get the job. |
| 0:05.4 | So you see, woman, you see men, you go on date. |
| 0:08.0 | Hide your crazy. |
| 0:10.1 | Don't show them you're crazy on first date. |
| 0:12.8 | Show them you're crazy on the fifth year. |
| 0:15.6 | Hide your crazy for five years. |
| 0:17.3 | Then they stuck with you. |
| 0:27.4 | Hello and welcome back to the Ha'ya podcast. |
| 0:29.4 | It's me again. |
| 0:30.2 | It's Nigelung. |
| 0:35.8 | And I have a producer here, Matt, who's always here, always here, always on time, |
| 0:36.4 | which I appreciate. |
| 0:38.4 | It's a very rare quality for a British person to be on time. We have established that. I've worked with builders and they're never on |
| 0:43.5 | time, but you're on time. Yeah, it's the only thing I'm on time for actually. I'm normally late. |
| 0:47.3 | Really? Yeah, for a lot of things. What makes this different? |
| 0:50.5 | I don't know. Like, I think because it's quite far away from where I live, I can't afford to be, if it's somewhere really close to me, I'll be like 10 minutes late. |
| 0:58.4 | Really? Oh, because you underestimate how long it takes for you to move shit. |
| 1:03.8 | And also, it's like, margin of error could be so huge. If I leave it 10 minutes late, it could end up being 30 minutes because of the tube or whatever. Ah, yes. |
| 1:13.0 | The tube sucks now these days. |
| 1:13.8 | I don't know why. |
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