Last week in Thomas in the Bible, Thomas announces an online poll for the subject of his new podcast. Get your votes in at Thomasintheb Bible.com slash poll. We then jump in the wayback machine for one and two Thessalonians, the oldest documents in the New Testament. The Pesawas says hi, tosses in a little Jew hate, and for the first time we hear that Jeebus is coming back really soon. Like right now, with trumpets and angels.

Just wait.

All righty then. While you wait, be good and don't have sex. Two Thessalonians is actually disputed. Apparently a Pesudopissal, probably some pious priest pursuing popularity, pretentiously penned this piece pretending to be the Pissol. On the plus side, my new pop filter seems to be working. Pesudal

says no of

freeloading

and reminds them

that Jivas

has in fact

not yet

returned, so keep

waiting.

Will Jibis ever

return?

Only we're plus side, my new pop filter seems to be working. Pseudal says no of reloading and reminds them that Jeevis has in fact not yet returned,

so keep waiting.

Will Jeebus ever return?

The only way to find out is to keep listening to Thomas and the Bible.

So good.

So good.

I would say that with this new pop filter, you've now gone from like a 99.9 out of 100 to 100.

You're actually at it.

That was the only, like, I couldn't, that was the one thing I could find to be like,

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