Last week on Thomas and the Bible.

What's worse than the Pissal?

Some schmuck who pretends to be the Pissal, telling us not to lie.

Fake Pissal casts a couple of priests into hell, sets out the rules on being a bishop,

and also doles out nuggets of wisdom regarding all men being nice, all women being nice and quiet, and everyone respecting widows, but make them pass the real widow test first. He then reminds us all to set our slaves free. No, wait, no, no, that would be to not set our slaves free. Not, yes. Have you voted for the next book on Thomas to read yet? No. Well, it's down to three finalists. Go get your say in at Thomas and the Bible.com

slash poll.

Ladies and gentlemen, the best in the business, Kevin, at intros, he's the best in the business.

I have never, he's, that's so good. Everyone's so good. I love it. Thanks, Kevin.

So, yeah, and vote in the poll, it is, guys, it is so close. It really is. It's gone back and forth a little bit, too, so it's, it's been pretty thrilling for me to watch, so, and you can

always change your vote. Like I said last time, Thomas in thebibble.com slash poll.

You can change your vote because the only three that matter are the Quran, books that didn't make it, and Dianetics.

So those are the three left. And that was in random order, by the way. I'm not getting anything away.

So, yeah, you can change your vote if you want, but I'll leave it open. This will be open

for quite a while. The votes keep coming in. You know, there's a trickle every day, so I'll keep it going

until I need to end it. By that, I mean end my life because I can't believe. I just need to end it

all because I can't believe I'm going to read more

books that suck as bad as the Bible. But that's okay. Until then, we'll pretend as though I'm

going to do another book. No, just kidding. I can't wait. I'm excited to move on to bigger and better

books. Well, probably not bigger. I don't think any of these books are even close in size,

which is fortunate because we can not have to read them for as long.

But anyway, we are on the, we're going to read Second Timothy.

And then we're going to read Titus, which is just a short little letter, I guess.

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