Last week on Thomas and the Bible, the good news for the Pesal is he's still alive. Bad news is that he's still in jail. Worst news is he's still writing letters this week to the Coliseans. The Pesol may not be able to visit Colostomy in person, but he lets them know he's watching over them in spirit. So do three sets of Christups every day, and of course, don't worry about those circumcisions. Yes, old time Yahweh was into that, but now it's better if you keep your penis gift wrapped for Jibis. He then mixes it up with more Jibis, Jibis, Jibis, Jibis. Before finally getting around to some practical instructions like wives obey your husbands and slaves obey your masters. He sends the letter off with Tchaikas and Wensomis, with instructions to share it with your friends. No doubt the Coliseans will be more than happy to get rid of it. That's it for Coliseans. Who's up next in the Purcell's Rolodex? Let's find out this week in Thomas and the Bible. Another week. Another fantastic intro. Thank you so much. The only thing I would say, Kevin, and your intros are incredible. The only thing I would say, and this is like criticizing Michael Jordan at basketball, is I think your pop filter is not quite in place or maybe you don't have one. I will buy you a pop filter because your peas are hitting the mic a little hard. That is, but that is the only, that is like, telling Michael Jordan, like, his shoe was slightly tied weirdly. Like, it was a very minor thing in what are the

greatest intros of all time, uh, that I love so much. So thanks again. Even if you, even if your

next intro is just peas, just exploding into the mic, I will still

happily take it and put it on the show because it's awesome. So thanks, Kevin. Okay, so,

oh, big news. I put up a poll for what the next book of Thomas in the book is going to be. T and the B can now stand for

Thomas in the book, I guess, because we're very close to moving on. After this episode is over,

we will be exactly 95% done with the Bible. How weird is that, guys? This has been such a long one. Now, again, as always, we're

finishing on October 5th. That date has been set in stone for quite a while now. But,

boy, the date, which is today's date, keeps moving toward that date. It's weird. I don't

get. I don't know how that works, but yeah, like three months away.

Three months away. And later in October, by the way, I don't know if I've mentioned this,

I'll be at the Myth Information Conference in Milwaukee, which in which I'm going to be talking

about T and the B and kind of going over the funniest moment.

I'm condensing, writing some new jokes, collecting my best jokes, making a talk out of it about the Bible.

Now, that should be cool. However, there's also a Bart Ehrman debate, Bart Ehrman and Robert Price,

I believe it is, moderated by Matt Dill Hunty. So this a major, awesome conference to go to anyway. So definitely come to that conference. We can meet. We can shake hands. We can talk. We can make out. Whatever you want to do. If it's Kevin, I'll do all those things. Whatever. Just for the exchange for the interests. But anyway, back to what I was saying. Go to Thomasandthebible.com

slash poll, P-O-L. Do it. Go there now. It will take you three seconds. Vote on the next book. I put some

options. You can also write one in if you want. Now, it doesn't have to be, you know, if people

write one in, I'll interpret those, if people

spell them differently. You know, I don't think the machine will do it. Whatever polling plug-in I used, I don't know that it's going to do that perfectly. And I don't think it displays it for anyone else. But anyway, you can write one in if you want. I suggest you don't, because already the write-in. There's been like one write-in and the other ones have a ton of votes. So it's probably

not going to work. But you can if you want. I suggest you don't because already the write-in, there's been like one write-in and the other ones have a ton of votes.

So it's probably not going to work. But you can, if you want. But vote. It's really close. Now, I'm not letting it. At first, I thought, oh, yeah, I'll have it display the results and all that. And then I thought, you know what? I don't think I'm going to do that. I'm going to release the results in dramatic fashion, I think.

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