Last week on Thomas in the Bible, Thomas covers the Pesal's letter to the Philopians,

in which the Pesol is writing, once again, from prison. Yes, in prison for gibusing over the

limit and torn between staying alive and inspiring more jack-off motions or dying to see Jeebiz.

But don't you worry, Philopians, if the Pesal can't visit,

he's going to send Timothy and Apophrodas to check in on them. He rambles on about how ripped Jibis is, sends shout-outs to his peeps in Philopia, and thanks them for the care package. Not much of a letter, really. I think by now the Pissal is just mailing it in. But we finally have another cliffhanger.

Will the Pissol be released, or will he be sent to meet his maker?

Let's find out this week in Thomas and the Bible. But we finally have another cliffhanger. Will the Pissol be released, or will he be sent to meet his maker?

Let's find out this week in Thomas and the Bible.

Oh, man, so damn good, Kevin.

You just keep getting better every week.

That was really funny. Good stuff. Thanks so much for that intro. It really brightens up.

You know, it's hard to do this show day, a week in, week out just because, you know, the Bible's just so

boring. But that really makes the difference, Kevin. You seriously, every time like, I can ever do the Bible? It's the boringest book in the world. And then I hear Kevin's intro. I'm like, you know what? I'm excited now. Never mind. I take it all back. I'm excited to see what Pissal's going to do next and to see what Kevin's going to write about it next. All right, so we're on Colossians now.

Just a quick reminder that this will probably be another short episode due to, I just don't

want to start, you know, one chapter of the next book.

So I'm going to just cut it off nice and clean at Colostomy.

Colossians 1 one through four.

And then I think next week's episode will probably be a bit of a marathon.

So it'll be a little longer.

Just another reminder that I'm trying to keep things more even on books because it's just, I like it.

It's neater.

It's better that way.

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