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Thomas and the Bible

1 Corinthians 3-8

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2016

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Wow seriously who died and made Psaul king of the world? This week we learn that he never got laid in high school and is now taking it out on the rest of us. But we really should take his word for it, because he’s pretty sure he’s like totally holy and stuff.

Transcript

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0:00.0

last week on Thomas in the Bible.

0:07.9

Passol polishes off his letter to the Romans with a reminder that he is Jeebus' mouthpiece

0:12.0

and a call out to his posse who are on their way to Rome.

0:14.9

Passal isn't done with us, though, and we jump into his first letter to the Corinthians.

0:18.1

He begins as he finished Romans, letting them know that only Pissal knows what Giba's wanted.

0:22.7

Will the rest of this have anything new,

0:24.1

or did Pissal just search and replace Roman with Corinthian?

0:27.2

Let's find out this week on Thomas and the Bible. Oh, thank you, Kevin, for another amazing intro. They're always good.

0:50.4

Yeah, the show is Thomas and the Bible. I'm the Bible, and this here in my hand is Thomas.

0:57.3

And we're on 1st Corinthians, a number three. And we're going to be reading 3 through 8,

1:04.1

and it's pretty horrendous. I'm not going to lie, this has been pretty bad.

1:09.0

So let's give a try. And I, brethren, could not speak unto you as unto

1:15.0

spiritual, but as unto carnal, even as unto babes in Christ. I have fed you with milk and not with meat,

1:22.3

for hitherto you were not able to bear it. Neither yet now are you able. For ye are not, ye are yet carnal,

1:29.5

for whereas there is among you envying and strife and divisions, are ye not carnal and walk as men?

1:36.3

For what, is he saying he's above that? For while one saith, I am of Paul and another, I am of

1:42.0

Apollos. Are you not carnal? Who then is Paul and who is Apollos,

1:47.9

but ministers by whom ye believed, even as the Lord gave to every man. I have planted. Apollos

1:54.8

watered, but God gave the increase. So then neither is he that planteth anything, neither he that watereth, but God that giveth the increase. So then neither is he that planteth anything, neither he that watereth, but God that

2:03.0

giveth the increase. Now he that planteth and he that watereth are one, and every man shall receive

2:10.0

his own reward according to his own labor. For we are laborers together with God, ye are God's

2:16.1

husbandry and ye are God's building.

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