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Thomas and the Bible

1 Corinthians 9-13

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2016

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

We’re back with some more Psaulsplaining! He keeps on telling us more and more about life and the secrets of a god he met for 5 seconds in an alleged visitation. Well, that surely warrants his dispensing of knowledge like why women should be covered when they pray! It’s because they are of man of … Continue reading 1 Corinthians 9-13 →

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0:00.0

Last week on Thomas in the Bible, apparently that Corinthians aren't quite ready for the Passal.

0:12.8

They've been wasting their time on things like philosophy and science.

0:15.7

For Christ's sake, forget about that. Just listen to Passal.

0:18.2

Having gotten their interest, he focuses on fornication and judging people, and oddly enough, not judging people. He then starts a long tradition in the Christian church by telling them that even though he isn't married and doesn't sleep with women, he is somehow an expert on who should get married and have sex. What fascinating nuggets will we get this week? Personally, I'd kill for a parable just to break up the monotony.

0:40.1

Maybe we'll luck out this week in Thomas and the Bible.

0:50.8

Ah, thanks for the great intro. As usual, Kevin, welcome to Thomas in the Bible, everyone.

0:57.0

So, normally at this hour, you'd be watching Plant World. But, no, that's not really. If you aren't on the Facebook, and by that I mean my Facebook page for Thomas in the Bible,

1:04.6

not like the Facebook, like I'm an old person trying to do this. Hey, are you on the Facebook?

1:11.2

Anyway, if you're not on the Thomas in the Bible Facebook, as in you don't like the page

1:15.9

so you don't receive news from me, you will be maybe surprised that this episode is roughly

1:21.4

a day later than it normally is.

1:23.8

Well, I came to the obvious conclusion, in retrospect, incredibly obvious realization that I'm killing myself unnecessarily by releasing Thomas in the Bible and atheistically speaking on the same exact night.

1:38.6

I've been doing this for, what, two years or a year, I don't know, it might be two years.

1:44.1

And it's Wednesday nights I just dread. They're the worst. I'm trying to get everything done. two years or a year-night, I don't know, it might be two years.

1:48.3

And it's Wednesday nights, I just dread. They're the worst. I'm trying to get everything done for both shows on time. So I've decided I'm just going to delay T&B, and it will now happen

1:55.0

on Thursday nights for me, which will mean probably like first thing Friday super super early a.m.

2:02.6

Or maybe you'll get it Thursday night depending on when it goes up.

2:06.1

But sometime then.

2:07.7

So sorry for the inconvenience there.

2:10.6

But that's the deal.

2:11.9

If you'd like to know that ahead of time, check out the Facebook.

2:15.1

Just search for Thomas in the Bible on Facebook and give it a like. I don't post much, but I just, you know, when there's news or, you know, episodes I post.

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