Last week on Thomas in the Bible, Thomas gets trolled a little bit, then takes down five more Romans.

Pissal repeats that believing in Jeebiz is more important than following all those laws that God set out in Ye Old Testament,

and since the Jews won't do that, God is now BFFing the Gentiles just to get the Jews all jealously. Basal then gives a bit of nice advice about being a good person, and finishes up reminding us once again not to worry about what that big Old Testament says, and if you join his church, you can eat whatever you want, as long as you have faith in Jibis. Will there be a thrilling conclusion to Romans, or will we have to reinstate the on-count? Find out this week on Thomas and the Bible.

As usual, another excellent intro from Kevin. Thank you so much. Ah, yes, this is the thrilling

conclusion. Let me, hold on, let me try to sound as excited as I should be for this.

This is the thrilling. Oh, shit.

Was that good? Was that better? I don't, I can't tell. That was, I've, okay, the truth be told,

that was my 14th take of this. And that's as excited as I could get about this book.

Let me try. Okay. Lucky number 15. Rome, this is the thrilling conclusion of Romans.

Oh, okay.

That was...

That was about as much acting as I can do.

That was me.

I read an entire book on the Stanislavski method and applied all of it to that line reading, and that still was as good

as I could do about getting excited for Romans because this book sucks. It sucked. And the crappy thing

is the next book is just the same guy with like, all right, now that I've told all those Romans a bunch of

stuff they didn't care about or wanted to hear, now I've got a letter for the Corinthians.

As Ed Isard said, dear Corinthians, at Corinth. It just drops it in a mailbox.

All right, Romans 15.

We then that are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the week and not to please ourselves.

Okay, well, that's nice.

I like that quote.

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