And our friend Kelly from Kansas, Nick's Hall Pass.

She sent us a picture of a pink dildo she bought for a, actually is a pink weiner for Valentine's Day.

It's a dildo.

A dildo is a weiner.

I know, but it's actually, dildo sometimes don't have to be, you know, realistic.

Realistic.

Right, right, right. This is an anatomically correct gildo. Except it's pink. But it's pink. I guess a lot of them are pink. It's true. It's true. Yeah, ish, exactly. Pink-ish. If it's that pink, though, pretty wild. That means it's brand new. Look at you. Here's my newest toy. And my last meal, if she ever killed anybody, would be two boxes of Little Debbie's strawberry shortcake and a whole bag of Reese's Easter eggs. Yeah. And die with a stomachache. Yeah, well, whatever. If it's a pink one, though, you can't call it the annihilator.

No.

That's got to be a completely different color.

That's a nice Valentine's Day gift for somebody.

It's like Little Debbie's makes strawberry shortcake mini muffins.

Little things exciting.

And there is a whole section at the grocery store in the one aisle that has all of those

those little Debbie's cakes and then like the bags of little mini chocolate donuts.

And like I walk by that every time and go, man, I could just crush all of this stuff.

I have such good memories of mini donuts. Why you say that out loud? You said it out loud. I looked at Nick as I said. Go ahead. Grab a bag. Harking back to your youth. See, no, that's where you got to make the change. Well, just one bag. You don't have to.

They sell, the gas station's like. The little sleeves of them, too, that just have like five or six of them. Yeah, the little sleeve. The sleeve. We're going to school with the, you know, the powdered donut mustache. I think the powdered donuts were the worst ones. Yeah. The chocolate donuts. You need milk for those, right?

Even the little spice donuts, those little ones?

Remember those? think the powder donuts were the worst ones. Yeah. The chocolate donuts. You need milk for those, right?

Even the little, the little spice donuts, those little ones? Remember those? Did you walk to score on your George eating the donuts? It's possible. You brought this up, I didn't. It's possible I might have, yeah. All right, okay. Look, it's not a, it's not a secret that I was a fat kid. I know, I know.

You don't get to be a fat kid by not living like a fat kid.

You know. You don't get to be a fat kid by not living like a fat kid. You know? It wasn't you were a big bone. Right. A lot of donuts. Despite what mom and dad said repeatedly, that was not the reason. Was your dad a fat kid when he was little? Nope. You didn't get it from anywhere except for the donut sleeves. Yeah, small town diet

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