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So in my part of the country, we had a bunch of snow, which is, I guess I could be anywhere, really,

because there was a bunch of snow

in half the country.

And it's still around because it's cold as hell. And it ain't going anywhere anytime soon. The good news is ski roundtop is mostly open. There you go. Brooke. What do you hear that? I have no idea what you're talking about. I love that. You were looking it up. What else Todd talking about so uh there's a uh so earlier when the snow

was coming down i knew i had to have a little patch of snow outside the uh on the deck by the pool

so chloe could walk outside poop and pee and come right back in because it's a bunch of snow

everywhere else which helps me because it not ways you can't go anywhere else but this morning it's like

seven degrees here i know what you guys got

you got two degrees there so it's like 12 all right so uh she walks out and i turn the lights on out

by the pool but so i can i can look out at her and this is she turns around and she starts to go

the she starts to crap and i swear since i since I was right there, I could see her.

There's icicles forming on the turd and it's coming out.

I want to get somebody up for breakfast this morning right there.

So good morning right there.

You could see the frost on her turd by the time it fell off her butt.

Wonder how cold it has to get before you throw a pot full of turds up in the air. You warm them up a little bit, and then they just turn into dust. I can try that, John. You sure. I really can. I think you got to... You know, that a jam band pot full of turds. You got to soften it up a little bit bit though. Yeah, probably. Right, it needs to liquefify a little bit because then when it comes in contact with the air. Oh, yeah. It forms crystals. It would make your house smell great. If I'd liquefy your crap. It would smell great, wouldn't it? Do it on the grill outside.

Yeah.

That could be it. And then just put that pan right back in the cabinet. Oh, yeah. Like God's poop knife. Right. Right. And you're Stanley that you peed in, too. So don't be getting all high and mighty. Oh, yeah. I did pee the Stanley, did I? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you have to.

Oh, I did.

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