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🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0	DUI news. Polk County substitute teacher. This is in Florida.
0:03.9	Was arrested Tuesday morning on a DUI charge in the school's parking lot.
0:09.7	I love it. He's a substitute. So he was probably just a one day. The school resource officer at Lake Alfred Polytech Academy spotted Micah Allen Dial, 44 of Hayden City as he attempted to back out of this parking
0:25.4	lot according to Polk County Sheriff's dial was multiple signs of being impaired including a strong
0:32.5	smell of alcohol in his breath I mean did he go to school and teach the morning and get drunk
0:37.0	and then leave for lunch and get busted in the parking lot? Who knows? That's the best way to do it. Or did he not know that he was not going to, he was going to be substituted teaching until that morning and gotten super hammered the night before? But this is really hammered though. I mean, you're smelling like alcohol. I mean, you're drinking all night. You didn't go to sleep at all. Maybe. Yeah. The sheriff said that he was consent.
0:55.1	He had consented to a blood draw, and yeah, he was drunk. What was his BAC? No, it doesn't say here. This was in the morning? In the morning. Backing out of a parking spot at his school. If you're too drunk to teach in Florida. They allow you to be like 0.10 there when you're teaching. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's elementary school. I get it. Right, right. We all had kids in elementary school. Walk through an elementary school. Your kids are still in elementary school, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah.
1:28.8	So you walk through elementary schools.
1:29.6	You know what it's like.
1:30.3	Oh, it's loud.
1:32.3	For these kids, for these teachers, man. Well, and what? I don't mind it. I don't blame them for drinking. 50 years ago, it was probably real common to find, like, a bottle of schnapps. Every elementary school teacher's death.
1:41.6	Oh, yeah.
1:42.4	I'm sure what.
1:42.9	Oh, yeah.
1:43.4	Definitely middle school and senior high.
1:45.5	Even more.
1:46.1	You do my golf coach.
1:47.5	Right. Every elementary school teacher's day. Oh, yeah. I'm sure what. Oh, yeah. Definitely middle school and senior high.
1:45.5	You knew my golf coach.
1:49.1	Right.
1:50.0	The sub's getting dropped off and picked up by an Uber at the elementary school.
1:55.2	Well, that'd be the appropriate thing to do.
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