You're listening to KFI AM 640, the Bill Handel show On Demand, on the Iheart Radio app.

And good morning, everybody. Bill Handel here, hour number one of the legal show, KFI, AM 640, live everywhere in the Iheart Radio app.

And here we go.

Three hours of fun frivolity and hopefully ruining your life.

And it is always a pleasure when I do that.

And the phone number, and it hasn't changed in, good God.

Well, since KFI flipped to all talk in 1989 that's how scary uh i'm still here

800 520 1534 is the number to call 800 520 1534 and I'll be doing this as I said right up until 11 o'clock and then

I'll be taking phone calls after 11 o'clock off the air and I'll tell you about that later on so

people who are still there on the phone I don't just blow you off you still have the opportunity

to ask me a question or two.

And it's always the best time to call at the top of the hour. You know that by now. If you've been

listening for any time at all, because that's when we have the most open lines, even though we have

a couple up there already, you can call and you'll be able to get through very, very quickly.

Otherwise, throughout the show, you'll notice that I will go an hour, hour and a half, two hours sometimes without even giving out the phone number, which means the board is completely full, and you're not going to get in.

All you're going to hear is a busy signal.

So the number is 800, 51534. And, well, let's start. This is Handel on the law.

Marginal legal advice where I bill Handel tell you insert name here. You have absolutely no case.

And as always, the worst your case is, the happier I am. And the rules are always the same

when people call in. And that is those people who are unintelligible, always there at the top of the

list. Any major, major handicap, like no arms, no legs. And I don't know how you dial the phone.

That works. Although you have the phone. That works,

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