I really look forward to this show.

I mean, Monday through Friday is fun.

God, was I off the rails last yesterday?

It was just Neil and I went out of our minds.

Monday through Friday is not about humiliating you.

Saturday is.

So let's start the roller coaster ride.

First, phone numbers.

Phone number, 800 5201534, 8005201534.

Last week we went, I think, a full two hours and no one could get in because our lines were full.

So it's sort of a coin toss here.

And so top of the hour, first hour, always the best time to call number

800 5201534, 800 5201534. You think by now I would have memorized that number

because I've only been giving it out for 25 years, maybe, no, 30 years.

And I still don't have it memorized.

If I don't have it up in front of me, I just forget the number.

Scary stuff.

What's the number again?

Oh, here it is.

8005201534.

This is Handel on the law.

Marginal legal advice where I, Bill Handel, tell you whatever your name is that you have absolutely no case.

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