It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

Schnebly and Toff. It's episode 89. By the clock on the wall, or the calendar on the wall,

or some damn thing. Who knows, who cares? Some kind of timekeeping device, I'm sure do you remember do you remember the old uh

stephen wright routine i loved stephen he said he had a defective phone it didn't have any

sixes and um one of his friends said hey how why haven't you called me he said i i can i'm my phone

doesn't have any sixes he goes well how long have you had, I can't. My phone doesn't have any sixes.

He goes, well, how long have you had that?

I don't know.

My calendar doesn't have any February's.

That guy was one of one of the single most intelligent stand-up comics.

Very intelligent, very entertaining.

Yeah, way ahead of his time.

I think of him every time I see a moving truck because I remember one of his first jokes

that I heard, I think it was on an HBO young comedian special.

And, you know, he would just sort of pace back and forth on the stage.

It came off as stream of consciousness and he said, I'm moving to and special. And you know, he would just sort of pace back and forth on the stage. And it came

off his stream of consciousness. And he said, I'm moving to Mars. So if you have any boxes.

I was sitting in my living room and I have one of those light switches that doesn't do anything

every once in a while I get up and flick it up and down one day I got a letter from a

woman in China and said hey cut it out all right we're done we're done yeah but we're

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