#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief. First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's a journey into the world of unexpected solutions brought to you by a man under the influence. But that's not all! We also delve into the jaw-dropping and cringe-worthy details of a wedding that took a disastrously wrong turn due to one very bad decision. It's a cautionary tale proving how unpredictable weddings can be when poor judgment reigns supreme. Join us on this journey of laughter and disbelief as we dissect these unforgettable stories. Whether you need a good laugh or want to revel in the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End will tickle your funny bone and leave you questioning how wild and unpredictable life can be. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in now! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. Hey, uh, J.G., do you know why this podcast is like a brand new piano?
0:32.8	Because I've never listened to either one of them in William Shartner's garage.
0:43.2	No, but that's pretty impressive.
0:46.8	If you laid out all 88 of our podcasts side by side, they would make up each key of a piano.
0:56.4	That is really interesting.
0:58.1	I don't know if it's interesting, but it fills the space that we reserve for opening
1:02.5	these shows with mundane conversation.
1:04.4	It reminds me of a interesting fact that we talked about on Box of Oddities a while ago, if you take the middle
1:13.6	sea, if you on a piano and just play middle C, and you were to scale it up 41 octaves,
1:21.6	what would it be?
1:22.6	I don't know.
1:23.6	It would be, it would be the color green.
1:26.6	Really? Yeah. I'll be damned. I had't know. It would be, it would be the color green. Really?
1:28.3	Yeah.
1:29.3	I'll be damned.
1:30.3	I had no idea.
1:31.3	Kermit the frog was a very insightful reptile, wasn't it?
1:35.3	He was indeed.
1:36.3	He was indeed.
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