It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and

Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love

for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

Schnebly and Toff. Episode 90 of the shallow end with Schnebly and Toth. I am Lindsay Schnebly. Across

for me is my dear friend, Jethro Gilligan Toth. Yep. And it's interesting that you are Lindsay and I am Jethro, and we both have been that for

quite some time.

This would be the 90th show where that's been the case.

I wonder when that, when will that switch, like episode 250 or something?

I wish I could look that far into the future.

It's just, it's remarkable to me that here we are 90 episodes in.

It's great fun.

Me too.

We've really, really enjoyed it.

And we've learned quite a lot, haven't we?

We have.

We have.

Yeah.

In fact, I've got some interesting stuff, information to impart that I learned for my story whenever we get to that.

Okay.

That I never would have looked up had it not been for the shallow end. I think I went first last time. I feel like you should go. You should go first.

Oh. Is your story funny or depressing?

It's funny.

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