#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie
The Shallow End
John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly
4.9 • 612 Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2024
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice. |
| 0:09.0 | Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. |
| 0:18.0 | Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with |
| 0:23.5 | Schnebley and Toff. Okay, take us to the Promise Land. Episode 87 of the shallow end with |
| 0:30.2 | Schnebley and Toth and a very special episode. I can't believe this is only the second time, |
| 0:36.5 | J.G, that we have done this. This is only the second time, isn't it? |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, this is the second time that we have done listener emails. And it is so much fun because |
| 0:44.8 | it helps remind us that there are people out there that are just as, well, silly as we are. Let's |
| 0:54.1 | put it that way. I was going to say challenged, |
| 0:56.5 | but silly is a better word. An entire episode of nothing but your stories of your dips in the |
| 1:02.4 | shallow end of the gene pool. We, as you know, we get a ton of emails. And before we start, |
| 1:09.9 | I just wanted to give a special shout out to a listener named Brittany. |
| 1:13.6 | Brittany is probably the gutsyest listener we have back in December. |
| 1:19.6 | She emailed us two stories, and they both involved using hygiene products that ended up causing severe medical issues in very, very sensitive parts of Brittany's body. |
| 1:37.3 | And I just wanted to say, Brittany, I want you to know that those stories are hysterical, and we deeply appreciate you sharing them and only |
| 1:45.1 | because we know there are parents driving kids to school we're going to skip reading |
| 1:51.8 | your stories but I did want to call out a phrase that she used called that's when |
| 1:57.8 | the communists decided to crash my fun house, which is one of the most inventive |
| 2:07.9 | expressions I've ever heard for that time in a woman's life where that happens. |
| 2:16.5 | Yeah. |
| 2:16.9 | But I just wanted to say, Brittany, you are our hero for being willing to share personal |
| 2:21.6 | stories like that. |
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