#086: Snack Related Injuries

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about party safety! In the second half of the episode, we shift gears to a more serious and thought-provoking subject: "The Unluckiest Terrorist." We'll examine the twists of fate that led this individual down an incredibly ill-fated yet hilarious path, shedding light on a different aspect of the world of terrorism. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:08.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:17.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. Episode 86 of the shallow end with Schneebley and Toeuf.
0:31.2	Schneebley and Tooth. I can never remember how to pronounce that. Yeah, yeah. We ought to just
0:37.4	spell it out phonetically for ourselves in that way, you know,
0:41.6	we'd be, I think, more consistent in our pronunciation.
0:45.7	You'd think after all these years that we would know how to pronounce our own names.
0:49.1	No.
0:50.1	Then again, maybe not so much.
0:51.2	I have a hard time putting a coherent sentence together.
0:55.6	So remembering my name is, that's asking a lot, Linz.
1:01.6	Sure, it certainly is.
1:03.2	I had a trip to Las Vegas over the weekend, and absolutely nothing wacky happened.
1:10.5	What?
1:11.6	Not a thing.
1:13.2	Well, I'd demand my money back.
1:15.8	The most interesting part of the trip to me was standing at, at my hotel, out by the valet, waiting for a buddy to come pick me up.
1:31.9	So believe it or not, we could get to church by 8 a.m. Wow. And I'm standing watching these three guys get out of an Uber. They're probably
1:39.6	22, 23 years old. All three of them are absolutely hammered, stumbling, you know, bloodshot eyes.
1:48.2	They're all holding red bulls and trying to walk a straight line into the hotel.
1:52.6	I thought, I guess Las Vegas is pretty much what you make it, isn't it?
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