The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Terra Hot Smithsonian Audio Walking Tour. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Welcome to the Tara Hot Smithsonian Audio Walking Tour. We are just pleased as punch that y'all

have visited us and are interested in the amazing artifacts and discoveries our great researchers

and scholars have acquired over the years, all for the implicit purpose of entertaining and,

let's not forget, educating you. We are so proud of our museum here in Terre Haute,

and on this tour, you'll be seeing all kinds of ancient marvels,

cutting-edge science, and, yes, Dad, don't worry.

We're selling beer, too.

This walking tour is estimated the last one hour,

and we'll take you to every exhibit and wing currently available in our museum.

And who will be your guides to educate you?

Well, none other than my friend here, Professor Alicia Honeybuckle, and me, Dr. Buzz Gimble.

Professor, why don't you tell these good people walking around here with their headphones in, listen to us, a little bit about your background?

I'd be happy to. Thank you, Dr. Buzz Gimble, my great colleague. I am Professor Aloysius Honeybuckle, an anthropologist here for the Smithsonian 2 Museum here in Terre Haute, Indiana. I am a professor at the University of Terre Haute, Oxford,

and I have taught at Yale, Harvard, MIT,

and a University of Arizona, where I met my good friend here,

Dr. Buzz Gimble, who is tenured professor there,

but only online courses. Right. I'm the online tenured professor there, but only online courses.

Right.

I'm the online tenured professor there.

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