The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, Let People Enjoy Things. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Salutation, so-sla, z-z-ug, live long and prosper,

the ling-in-hole, mystical greetings, and hello.

Friends and fellow fans, welcome to let people enjoy things

and exploration of culture, film, movies, and TV,

a veritable orgy of geeking out and badassery in front of the silver screen.

We are a consortium of film lovers gathered here today to help you sort your way through the millions of options of movies and TV available to you in both your living room and at the movie theater.

I am joined today by the nerdiest of the nerds, the faniest of the fans, the soyiest of the soy faces,

and I am their shepherd in nerddom.

Smiley Kong.

Joined with me today are Millennium Duncan, Spencer the Movie Orb, and Lord Laser Nacho. Gentlemen, welcome.

Ohm. That is a traditional Buddhist greeting. It's great to have you, have me here together on your program.

Valor Monaglia, why don't you inter. Thank you so much.

Millennium, why don't you introduce us?

Who are you?

Introduce yourself to our fans.

Well, I'm the Millennium Duncan, and I have a YouTube channel, and I like to talk about movies and nerd culture, comic books, video games, and I like all that stuff.

I'm a, you know, cool, fun-loving guy. I can tango every now and then. I've been known to get down.

And I've also been known to complete a taco run in less than 12 parsecs. So... Epic! Thanks for having me on.

What is your Twitter tag for those of you who want to look you up?

I am the Blenium Duncan.

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