077 - The Dream Machine

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Andrew, Branson, and Charles use Dr. Yinz Llubjana’s Dream Machine to make an accessible, popular, revenue-generating new podcast.

Transcript

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0:00.0	The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery.
0:05.8	This podcast is entitled The Dream Machine.
0:08.8	It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:12.2	Welcome to episode one.
0:15.6	No, it says it right here on the Dream Machine.
0:18.0	I just hit the button.
0:19.1	It's right here.
0:20.6	No, don't hit it. No, I already hit it. It's a big red button in the middle.
0:23.1	No, we're not going to seepice. Yeah, I'm not tired yet. We just went to brunch.
0:27.2	I know, but I'm a little tired. That's why, you know, you get all the...
0:30.6	Well, like, you can lay down. I know you're, like, if you're full, just lay down. Pretty not to get six eggs. You got six eggs. It's a standard amount of eggs for a guy my size.
0:40.2	It's not a problem.
0:41.0	If you're not tired here, he said, he said, here.
0:42.5	16 eggs is a Branson's dozen.
0:44.0	Just have, have this here, here.
0:46.9	I got a whole bunch of them in the pockets of my cargo shorts.
0:50.7	All right.
0:51.4	It runs.
0:52.1	Ooh, these are room temp.
0:53.5	Branson and style. Yeah, it's fine.
0:54.7	You don't like it like that?
0:55.4	It's not my problem.
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