076 - The Research of Dr. Yinz Llubjana [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Episode One
Episode One
4.8 • 881 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2019
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An E1 recap of the plot so far regarding two characters. One named Reed Gimble and the other |
| 0:08.9 | named Dr. Yins-Labiano. To recap for Reed Gimble. Reed Gimble is a Christian family man from |
| 0:17.0 | Terre Haute, Indiana, where he lived with his wife Carol and his dozens of fat, mean, |
| 0:20.9 | and ugly children. He is a high school graduation one-time attendee, and he was one of the |
| 0:25.1 | leading proponents of flat earth theory until he reformed to hollow earth theory under the |
| 0:29.7 | tutelage of Dr. Yinslbiana. Reid has a conspiracy-based YouTube page with millions of subscribers. |
| 0:36.8 | After Paragon's a truth, Reed attempted to travel to Antarctica to walk off the edge of the earth live on TV. |
| 0:42.3 | But his wife, pretending to be a CIA agent, threatened to have him arrested for attempting to join Antarctica al-Qaeda. |
| 0:48.3 | Reed redirected his plan to go to the legendary Nepalese Mountain of Wisdom, Mount Gox. The sage there, Ho the Wise, parlayed with Reed about all types of wisdoms |
| 0:59.0 | and told him that he had recently met with Dr. Nanslbiana. |
| 1:02.0 | To cut a long story short, Reed was convinced that he would need to fake his own death in order to understand more. |
| 1:09.0 | Reed traveled back to Terrejo and used a prima strategy guide of Warcraft 3 at the bowling |
| 1:14.5 | alley ran by Johnny Mansell to funnel his spirit into a phylactory. |
| 1:19.0 | This filactory would serve as the physical manifestation of his soul. |
| 1:23.5 | The filactor he chose was Johnny Mansell's bowling ball, which was the bowling ball used in the movie Kingpin. |
| 1:31.3 | His physical body immediately died as his soul was funneled into the bowling ball. |
| 1:36.3 | And his body was cast into a trash can behind the bowling alley. |
| 1:42.3 | The bowling ball was last seen at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, while his soul itself |
| 1:48.5 | was stuck in the in-between plane, in the claw machine at the very bowling alley with Johnny |
| 1:54.2 | Mansell. |
| 1:55.2 | Dr. Yinslbjana graduated from the Moscow Institute of Paraphysics in the 1960s. |
| 2:01.6 | The KGB immediately targeted him and pushed him out of the country for his insights they were afraid of. |
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