070623 - Full Show Part Two
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🗓️ 7 July 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | get it the virtue. So she's feeling kind of worthless as a stay at home mom now because |
| 0:06.0 | she's not dealing with any of the finances whatsoever or no longer supplying any of |
| 0:11.8 | the finances. So we'll get to her email here in just one second. This caught my attention |
| 0:16.0 | this morning and I can't figure out why. What would the benefit be for any man to sit |
| 0:25.1 | down while peeing? Oh, a notice the woman are going to default to the person the other |
| 0:33.9 | person who has a penis in the room. That's the only one I think of. You don't have to |
| 0:37.1 | a. Is it cleaner? Like, yeah, is it like less messy because you don't have like splash |
| 0:40.9 | back and stuff? Right. So they do this worldwide survey, trying to figure out which countries |
| 0:46.1 | where dudes sit down to pee more than in any other countries and 40% of German dudes |
| 0:52.8 | sit down to pee. What? And some of the public restrooms there. It's mandatory, which I |
| 0:57.4 | understand. Cause some dudes, I mean, you walk in our trash bathroom here. How do you miss? |
| 1:02.5 | How did dudes miss or the splash is so bad that it's disgusting as it is. So I can understand |
| 1:07.5 | that part. But 40% of German men do as far as countries go the US is somewhere like right |
| 1:13.7 | in the middle, like between nine and 13, nine of 13 countries where dudes are sitting |
| 1:18.8 | down to pee. And I can't figure out the benefit is early. It high Googled it. Cause I |
| 1:23.0 | was curious. So there's a scientific reason. It allows your bladder to empty faster and |
| 1:27.2 | work completely. And then if you have prostate problems, it is easier for you to pee as |
| 1:31.8 | well. Really? And unless you t eyes. What was the first part of that? It allows you to |
| 1:38.6 | empty your bladder faster. So you could pee faster by sitting down. You should die yourself. |
| 1:42.6 | Die. Who would pay you money if you got to stop watching time yourself standing up |
| 1:45.7 | and time yourself sitting down? It's always different though. For me, like the length |
| 1:49.9 | of time, depends on how high you are and all that kind of stuff. And you're also, right, |
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