The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, Crime Log, the FBI Wiretap of Christov the Cleaner.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my fucking stomach. Oh, that's too many squares. Oh, my fucking stomach.

Oh, there's too many squares.

Oh, God damn.

All right, have a seat, guys.

Have a seat, ever see, ever see, ever see.

The classic bread and white table.

Those toastinas pizza rolls.

Oh, my God.

Well, you know, we only serve the best here at Chubbies.

I haven't been here now.

The goddamn best.

I've been here fucking months. How the fuck are you?

I'm fucking good. How the fuck are you guys doing, you know, I...

I tell you after that. Got my good friend, Lollipop Benny here. How are you guys doing uh you know i'm good friend uh lollipop benny here how you doing

i'm doing great how you doing mr christoph oh i'm doing i'm doing wonderful i uh sammy the sperm

it's always good to see you oh thanks man you know after that uh stof was big ziti oh

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