065 - The Swamp Orcs Address the Ambassador

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Comedy

4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Swamp Orcs Gub and Chief Beanbowl address a human ambassador with the demands of the Swamp Orcs of Slimetoe Swamp, sharing their gripes about humans and elves.

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0:00.0	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:05.9	This podcast is entitled The Swamp Orks Address the Ambassador. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:13.5	Welcome to episode one.
0:19.6	Is he coming?
0:22.5	I don't know. I thought you knew that.
0:24.4	When's he going to be here?
0:25.6	I said he'd be here by now.
0:28.1	I don't know if this is a power play on the humans or what, but...
0:32.6	I don't like these ambassadors.
0:35.8	You can never trust them them even on time.
0:38.6	All right, well...
0:39.3	They say we're the ones that are uncivilized and we don't even show up on time.
0:44.4	Well, if he's too late, we'll smear him in pig shit and send him back to the human king.
0:50.0	Is this the right place? This is the crossroads, see?
0:52.7	Right. Um, hmm.
0:54.9	We told them you're meeting us on our own turf.
0:57.9	Slime Toe Swamp.
0:59.5	That's where we're at.
1:01.1	All right.
1:01.5	And you know what?
1:02.2	Let's go through what we're afraid.
1:05.1	All right.
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