The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Report to Research Bureau 214 in the Nebula cortex.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

To Research Bureau 214 in the Nebula cortex, Earth Research Year 98.

Mission log.

To observe and catalog the complexities of the human race of planet Earth for the Research Bureau in the Nebula cortex.

This is currently the 98th observed rotation of the Earth around its star, or as the humans call it, year 98.

Our research team is composed of two Sondekians.

My name is Pigtus, and I am here alongside Shrimp.

We are both from the planet Alpha Costco and the Cleveland system.

This is our yearly report, which is being directly to planet lunch to update our databases

with the latest in human behavior.

Shrimp, how are you doing today?

I'm doing well, pigdice.

As you said, my name's Shrimp.

I am the co-research chief of Earth observation and studies, Division 314 of Alpha Planet Costco.

In the Cleveland system, we both are validated and cleared for clearance level.

Four Freaks suck psychonasty.

We have both been studying Earth for good, what,

1,300 years?

Around there, I think it's our 98.

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