Hey, it's Brigh from Tellem Steve Dave here to talk to you about Adam and Eve.com.

What the fuck am I going to say that I haven't said in the past fucking six months?

Adam and Eve.com has tons of cool shit if you like to fuck.

There's only two reasons to fuck.

To have a baby or to have fun.

So if you don't like to fuck, then I'm assuming you hate babies and you hate having fun.

This commercial is not for you, and neither is tell them Steve Dave.

So if you go to Adam and Eve.com, you're going to be able to, maybe not necessarily help you with the baby angle, but the fun angle, oh, oh my, oh my, the selection they have.

But the best part about Adam and Eve.com are all these extras that they're thrown at you like free shipping, three free DVDs, free mystery gift. When you order, put T-E-S-D into the coupon code box. The good people at Adam and Eve are going to see that. They're going to know we're doing our job and we're going to be praised. The three of us have sort of low self-esteem,

so that means a lot to us. And in addition to what Adam and Eve gives you, if you order something

and then email your receipt to me at Tellem Steve Dave 37 at gmail.com. You are going to get the Adam and Eve special

exclusive pod that we did a while back with me and Suzanne doing a sexy one true three and

it's totally, totally worth far more to money so go to

Adam and Eve.com order up some stuff order some rubbers so you can fucking have fun

without the fear of babies Adam and Eve. Go on. Go do it. You really were thinking about kicking us off, huh?

I mean, yeah.

I'm...

...ha ha ha ha. You're also a lazy fuck too.

Because why the fuck?

We're also a lazy fuck too because why the fuck?

Shut up, fuck a fucking crazy gay lord. I'm talking about Amanda Binds here. Yeah.

Tell him, Steve Dave.

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