Where will you hear Hollywood Babylon for the first time every week before it becomes a podcast on SIR, Smodcast, Internet Radio? I'm Ralph Garman. I'm Kevin Smith. Hollywood, Babylon. Some much show business. I don't know what game. SIR launches May night at 8 a.m. at smodcast.com. Hey, it's Brie from Tell them Steve Dave here to talk to you about Adam and Eve.com.

What the fuck am I going to say that I haven't said in the past fucking six months?

Adam and Eve.com has tons of cool shit if you like to fuck. There's only two reasons to fuck.

To have a baby or to have fun. So if you don't like to fuck, then I'm assuming you hate babies and you hate having fun.

This commercial is not for you, and neither is tell him Steve Dave.

So if you go to Adam and Eve.com, you're going to be able to, maybe not necessarily help you

with the baby angle, but the fun angle, oh, oh my, oh my, the selection they have.

But the best part about Adam and Eve.com are all these extras that they're thrown at you,

like free shipping, three free DVDs, free mystery gift.

When you order, put T-E-S-D into the coupon code box.

The good people at Adam and Eve are going to see that. They're going to

know we're doing our job and we're going to be praised. The three of us have sort of low self-esteem,

so that means a lot to us. And in addition to what Adam and Eve gives you, if you order something

and then email your receipt to me at Tellem stevedave 37 at gmail.com.

You are going to get the Adam and Eve special exclusive pod that we did a while back

with me and Suzanne doing a sexy one true three and it's totally, totally worth far more to money.

So go to Adam and Eve.com, order up some stuff, order some rubbers so you can fucking have fun without the fear of babies.

Adam and Eve.com. Go on. Go do it.

My first girlfriend's dead.

Like my first real girlfriend.

This is a non-sequit from Roon 5. I'm like goofy, Iqabod, Crane-looking motherfucker.

Sleepy hollow, cock sucker.

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