Hi, I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

Starting on May 9th, the minute I leave for school, my parents will host an internet radio show.

Isn't that weird?

This is going to be more embarrassing than Jersey Girl.

Listen this morning with Jen and Kev weekdays at 8 a.m. only on Sir at smallcast.com.

Please.m. only on Sir at smallcast.com. Please.

That was it not.

Hi, I'm Kevin Smith.

You know how I feel about marketing, right?

It's become a cost primitive for small and weird niche cool stuff or people or movies to get the word out about what they got or who they are, what they're doing, man, because it's pricey. It's pricey to put ads out there in the world. Then you see a movie on Netflix and you're like, I didn't even heard of this movie before. Oh, that is so frustrating because when you got something, you know people like you got no way of getting a notice, man. It's frustrating. That is why you should advertise on Sir. See, for the first two weeks, we're on the air. We're going to sell two-minute live reads for the jaw-droppingly low price of $200. Can you believe that shit? You read up some copy, some info on what you're selling. You drop $200 in the Smokko PayPal account, and boom. You're marketing like McDonald's son. You get to hear your ad on Sir read by Hollywood movie star Jason Mews or noted chubby chaser Jennifer Schwalbock or that heavyset dude is always having trouble with planes, man. You get four chances to sell your wares or yourself with a Sir ad.

The first time during the live broadcast of either this morning with Jen and Kev or Jay and Silent Bob get jobs.

The second time when it's re-aired later on that day, the third time when it's reared the next morning.

And then the fourth time and forevermore when the show is

podcasted into the library. Every one of you can be a merchant. Do you understand that? You ask old

Jack Dorsey, Mr. Twitter himself, the man whose name my wife calls out when she climaxes. He'll

tell you the same with his square thing. Advertise. You got a podcast? Advertise. advertise you got a blog we'll do an ad two

minute read about your blog man comic book store hockey club or a rink um a record uh a deli or a convenience

store um your indie flick a garage sale dude how awesome would it be to hear a commercial on the radio

for your garage sale.

Or your Twitter account. Why not just be like, I want a two-minute ad about how cool I am. Maybe pick up some followers, man. You tell us, you let us know. This is a fun way to grow your little business while we grow ours. Get started by emailing Trisha at Smodcast.com. T-R-I-C-I-A

That's modcast.com, and she'll help you out

And advertise on, sir, damn it.

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