It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

Schnebly and Toff. So I was talking to my sister, Lindsay, and she told me a story of a friend of

hers. He was getting married. This is a shallow end moment that he had. He was getting married and his family and his fiancé's family were all flying to Hawaii.

That's where the wedding was going to be.

Pretty romantic.

And so it was a big group of people that were flying together and they could not get seats next to each other,

the bride and the groom. So she sat right behind him. He was in a middle seat and she was

in the middle seat right behind him. Okay. And he told my sister that during the flight, he

thought it would be funny to reach back between

the seats and grab her leg.

And so he does this and he keeps moving his arm in his hand further and further up the

leg until he starts hearing her laughing. And so he turns around

and he's actually feeling up his future mother-in-law. And she looked at him and said, I just wanted

to see how far you'd go. Nice. That sounds like a fun family to be marrying into. Like you're marrying into one fantastic family.

Good for mother-in-law.

Yeah, she seemed to really enjoy it.

And good for the, good for his fiancé for finding humor in it.

Indeed.

I had a friend that I flew with a couple of times and regretted it both times.

This was a long time ago and he brought a can of dintymore beef stew on the plane with him.

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