#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders. Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history! Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.6	Schnebly and Toff. So, Lindsay, this is appropriate. We're going to start the 50th episode by experiencing
0:30.0	as a family here on the shallow end. My shallow end moment, it'll be a constant reminder throughout this recording session.
0:40.3	I scheduled a recording session the day they're painting the building, and you can probably
0:49.8	hear and will throughout the episode.
1:10.8	There's a guy in a cherry picker right outside the window of our little studio here. Perfect. Just perfect. Yeah. And I mean right outside. If I lifted the blinds, I would be looking him right in the eye. Oh, I hear it. Yeah. Yeah. The little beep, beep, beep. Yep, I screwed up.
1:12.4	It's my shallow end moment.
1:13.9	No, you didn't screw up.
1:16.0	This is actually positive.
1:23.0	I'm making lemonade here in that it's going to convince people that when they record their stories on their phones,
1:29.1	and it's not technically, you know, audio file quality that that's just fine.
1:31.4	I think that's a wonderful way to look at it.
1:32.9	Kat's with us today.
1:34.5	She's back in town too.
1:34.9	Hello.
1:36.8	We love when Kat is back.
1:40.3	And I have to say, I just finished the newest episode of Box. And your story about Kat supervising the grilled cheese construction at which she said,
1:50.4	by the way, I'm not criticizing you.
1:52.2	I'm just telling you that you're doing it wrong.
1:55.3	Reminded me.
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