044 - The Terre Haute 500

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4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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The Terre Haute 500

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0:00.0	The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for
0:04.7	podcast recovery. This podcast is entitled The Terra Hot 500. It is the first and only episode of the
0:12.7	podcast. Welcome to episode one. The Tara Hot The Terre Haoc 500.
0:26.4	30 drivers.
0:27.9	1,000 miles.
0:29.8	We got 1 million fans in a 1-mile radius here at the Monsanto Speedway,
0:34.9	dragging in coolers, grills, big old RVs with the satellite televisions,
0:42.1	and we got a whole bunch of beer 30 coming in.
0:46.2	It's hot as hell, pardon my French.
0:48.2	Oh, it's hot.
0:50.5	It's long ball weather, big old nuts stretching down to the floor.
0:55.2	It's a total scorcher out here.
0:56.6	It's about 100 degrees out here.
0:58.2	You know, everyone is sweating.
1:00.1	They're getting red.
1:01.9	You know, all the fellas, they got their ice buckets with them.
1:04.8	They're stuff in bags of ice into their shirts and making jokes about them being knocked up.
1:08.8	You know, like you said, it's loose nuts weather, to say the least.
1:12.2	Right.
1:12.5	I mean, we got a camera down there at the parking lot, and it's at floor level,
1:17.7	and you see nothing but nut sacks just getting kicked around by Corona flip-flops.
1:23.2	Oh, yeah, they're going to all say it again.
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