This is Handel on the law, marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

I don't know if you've ever been on a cruise. I have. I love cruises.

I've been on cruising since I probably started when I was mid-30s.

So at that time, I was cheated because I pretended I was a lot older and won the wheelchair races.

And they finally caught on saying, you know what, it's not fair.

You against the 80-year-old, even if you look like you're 80.

So here's what happens on cruise lines.

There's a point to this.

And the point is, is that older people tend to happens on cruise lines. There's a point to this. And the point is that older people tend to go on cruise lines. And the more expensive the cruise line and actually the smaller the ship, the older the people are, those big, huge Royal Caribbean, for example, that have 6,000 people, a lot of families, etc.

All right, those are, that's a younger

skewing crowd. Now, you get the small ones, celebrity cruises, Viking cruises, these are pretty high-end

cruise lines. They tend to be smaller and older people. And inevitably, people die on those trips.

I mean, it just happens.

So Celebrity Cruises is one of those.

And here's a lawsuit that is really kind of interesting.

Most cruise ships have morgues.

I mean, out and out morgues.

Now, smaller ships sometimes don't.

So there is a woman and her family was on a celebrity cruise, and her husband died on the cruise.

I mean, there's no foul play or anything.

He just died.

And what ended up happening is they take his body like they do when people die.

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